Showing posts with label christian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christian. Show all posts

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Ann Coulter accurately describes Christianity

I'm not Ann Coulter's biggest fan, but I have to point out this column:

If you can find a better deal, take it!

You should read the whole article, but I'm going to quote a few lines of it here to give you the gist of it. She starts of by quoting Britt Hume on FOX News, talking about Tiger Woods. Hume mentions that Tiger is a Buddhists, and he suggests that Buddhism doesn't offer the kind of "forgiveness and redemption" that Christianity does.

Quoting Ann now:
Most perplexing was columnist Dan Savage's indignant accusation that Hume was claiming that Christianity "offers the best deal -- it gives you the get-out-of-adultery-free card that other religions just can't."
   
In fact, that's exactly what Christianity does. It's the best deal in the universe.
God sent his only son to get the crap beaten out of him, die for our sins and rise from the dead. If you believe that, you're in. Your sins are washed away from you -- sins even worse than adultery! -- because of the cross.
 "Because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Romans 10:9.
   
If you do that, every rotten, sinful thing you've ever done is gone from you. You're every bit as much a Christian as the pope or Billy Graham.
   
No fine print, no "your mileage may vary," no blackout dates. God ought to do a TV spot: "I'm God Almighty, and if you can find a better deal than the one I'm offering, take it."
With Christianity, your sins are forgiven, the slate is wiped clean and your eternal life is guaranteed through nothing you did yourself, even though you don't deserve it. It's the best deal in the universe.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Christians burning Bibles?

According to the website of the Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, North Carolina, they are going to celebrate Halloween by burning "perversions of God's word." These "perversions" include Bibles that are not the King James Version, as well as "satanic influenced music" including the usual suspects (rock, rap) but also "contemporary Christian" and "Southern Gospel."

They are also burning books by such noted heretics as Billy Graham, Rick Warren, and Mother Theresa. As Dave Barry used to say, "I am not making this up."

Oh, and they'll be serving chicken, too! So bring your appetite and your heretical works and come on down!